1
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[♪ upbeat music playing]

2
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[♪ music fades]

3
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[rumbling echo]

4
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[♪ epic music playing]

5
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Okay, I think we can all agree
magic was used today.

6
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You were just supposed to make
a free throw to pass gym class,

7
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but you had to show off,
didn't you?

8
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[scoffs] Nobody ever accuses
LeBron of showing off.

9
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Are you comparing yourself
to LeBron James?

10
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I'm not, but I did hear it

11
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tossed around
the locker room after class.

12
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You know what you did wrong.
I know what you did wrong.

13
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Let's just skip to the part
where I punish you.

14
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Uh, you know,
since we're skipping things,

15
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how about we just skip
to the part

16
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where the punishment's over?

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I've told you a thousand times,
don't use magic irresponsibly.

18
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-[sighs]
-You're both grounded.

19
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No devices, no TV, no friends.

20
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Alone in your rooms
the whole weekend.

21
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Weekend?

22
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That seems fair.

23
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That's not fair at all.

24
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So you've never
used magic irresponsibly?

25
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Nope, never.

26
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Come on, are you seriously
saying that--

27
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Billie! The man's offering us
a weekend.

28
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With good behavior,
we'll be out by Sunday at noon.

29
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-Take the deal.
-[sighs]

30
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-But it's just...
-Thanks, Dad.

31
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We're gonna go home and reflect

32
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on the consequences
of our actions.

33
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That was some stern,
yet fair parenting.

34
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Well done, man.

35
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Thanks, buddy. Still grounded.

36
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Roman, why did you cave?

37
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He's all over us for something
he's definitely done too.

38
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Trust me,

39
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every wizard has used magic
irresponsibly at least once.

40
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He probably did,
but there's no way to prove it.

41
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He's the parent, we're the kids.
You can't change the system.

42
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Oh, Roman, you know
what happens

43
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when you tell me
I can't do something.

44
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Now I gotta change the system.
This is on you.

45
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[♪ theme song playing]

46
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

47
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♪ When you can have
what you want ♪

48
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♪ By the simplest of means ♪

49
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

50
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

51
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

52
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♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪

53
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♪ Yes, please ♪

54
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♪ What it seems ♪

55
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[gasps] That's it!

56
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Hey, Roman,
I have to tell you something.

57
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[Roman]
Are you out of your room?

58
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We're not supposed to be
out of our rooms!

59
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But nobody's up here.
Open the door.

60
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[Roman] Stop trying to make me
an accessory!

61
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[groans]

62
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Fine, I'm back in my room.

63
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Hey, Billie, what's up?

64
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Remember how you said
there was no way

65
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we could prove your dad
was irresponsible with magic?

66
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Well, I spent hours
studying ancient texts,

67
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and I found a way.

68
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So you turned yourself
into a mop to avoid homework,

69
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but you'll study on Saturday
out of spite?

70
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I'm a complicated woman, Roman.

71
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Come on, are you in or not?

72
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I don't know. I mean,
what if my dad finds out?

73
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He'll ground us next weekend.
[scoffs] What, you got plans?

74
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You know I don't. Let's do this.

75
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[sighs] Okay, shirt is ironed,
deodorant's on.

76
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I'm gonna crush
this presentation today.

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Is there anything in my teeth?

78
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Just a lot
of well-flossed spaces.

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Love my water flosser.
If this house caught on fire,

80
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that would be the first thing
I save.

81
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Thanks.

82
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Hey, you can save yourself.
Flossie's helpless.

83
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The school board's coming today,
and if I don't wow them,

84
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they'll stop funding
our STEM electives.

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Students love those classes.

86
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It'd be terrible
if they got cut.

87
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Well, that's not gonna happen,
okay?

88
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Because you're charming,
you're convincing,

89
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and you've got a swag
that I don't understand,

90
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but I can't say no to.

91
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Thanks, babe.

92
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So, uh,
what are you up to today?

93
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Well, Milo's at a play date,
Roman and Billie are grounded,

94
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and I'm gonna do something
I've been waiting to do

95
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for a long time.

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[inhales deeply]
Absolutely nothing.

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-[laughs]
-[phone chimes]

98
00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:19,676
Oh. That's interesting.
Just got a text from Alex.

99
00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,135
I guess the wizard
who replaced me

100
00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,720
after I got fired from WizTech

101
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just got promoted
to the tribunal.

102
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[laughs] How great.

103
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You okay?

104
00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:29,227
Of course.
I'm happy for Alistair.

105
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He's a great guy,
and we're both doing great.

106
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He's on the tribunal.
I'm going to work on a Saturday.

107
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How great is that?

108
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You know, it's just great,
great, great. [chuckles]

109
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Honey, it's too many greats.

110
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Honestly, it's fine.
He's the better wizard.

111
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During the unicorn incident,
I choked, and he didn't.

112
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So... [inhales deeply]
he deserves it.

113
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Well, just try not to think
about that, okay?

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Go down to the school
and crush it.

115
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[exhales] Yes, absolutely.
All right. Crush it.

116
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Oh, okay. Crush it.

117
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Come on. [mutters]

118
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[sighs] Crushing it.

119
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[Billie] If we're gonna prove
your dad

120
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was irresponsible with magic,
I have to get a few things.

121
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First up, the potion calls
for a sliver of body.

122
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[Roman] You cut off part
of my father's body?

123
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[Billie]
Relax, it was just his toenails.

124
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Next, a piece of mind.

125
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That meant getting something
that contained

126
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all his hopes and dreams.
His unpublished memoir.

127
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[Roman] You took
The Principal's Principles?

128
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That's the only thing
that cures my mom's insomnia.

129
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And finally,
his most prized possession.

130
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-His water flosser?
-His water flosser.

131
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Now, all we have to do
is mix this together

132
00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,281
and the potion
will be complete.

133
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[bubbling]

134
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Eh.

135
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[exhales]

136
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Items in, here we go.

137
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Show us the mind
of the one we know.

138
00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,474
So how does this work?

139
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Uh, do his memories
appear in the smoke?

140
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Do they float like a hologram?

141
00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,145
Please tell me
we're not gonna drink it.

142
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-We're not going to drink it.
-Okay. Good.

143
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-We're gonna jump in it.
-Wait, what?

144
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[♪ whimsical music playing]

145
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Where are we?

146
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[chuckles]
We're inside your dad's mind.

147
00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:52,870
No way.

148
00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:56,499
A Waverly Sub Station sandwich,
a Calico Woman action figure,

149
00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:57,834
a twelve-ball paddle.

150
00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,753
And who else would have
a vacuum cleaner hall of fame?

151
00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,465
Okay, we are in my dad's mind.

152
00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:07,385
[♪ upbeat music plays, fades]

153
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,220
There's nothing better

154
00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,681
than watching amateur bakers
fool celebrities

155
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with cakes that look like
real-world objects.

156
00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,645
Oh, come on, JoJo Siwa.
It's obviously cake.

157
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[door opens]

158
00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,565
Hey, Mrs. Russo.

159
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Winter, I thought
that door was locked.

160
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It was. I used my key.

161
00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:27,738
You mean the key we hide
in the fake rock outside?

162
00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,031
Yeah, my key.

163
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Uh, sorry, but Billie and Roman
are grounded, so...

164
00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,121
you mind locking the door
on your way out?

165
00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,664
Oh, I can't go home.

166
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My dad got called into work,
and my mom was super excited

167
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to have the day to herself.

168
00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,004
[laughs sarcastically]
Well, I hope she's enjoying it.

169
00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,798
Ooh, Batter Get It Right.
I love this show!

170
00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:46,883
[sighs]

171
00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,801
Billie and Roman never want
to watch it with me.

172
00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,303
[clicks tongue]
Same with Justin.

173
00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,513
He tried to downgrade
our cable subscription

174
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so we wouldn't get the channel.

175
00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,144
Oh, come on, JoJo Siwa.
It's obviously cake!

176
00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,646
You can stay.

177
00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:07,111
Okay, the school board
will be here soon.

178
00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,405
Today has to go perfectly
if we're to save our STEM electives.

179
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,698
Oh, I know the stakes, sir.

180
00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:13,117
I canceled two doctor's appointments
to be here.

181
00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,328
Two? Are you okay?

182
00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,038
I don't know.
I canceled the appointments.

183
00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,915
Now, tell me your vision.

184
00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:20,666
Okay, I'll start with the tour,

185
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,044
then I'll blow their mind
with a science demonstration.

186
00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,962
Now, where are those buttons
I asked you to make?

187
00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,088
Right here.

188
00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,382
They printed everything you said
on there, word for word.

189
00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,967
[chuckles] Marcus.

190
00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:32,720
"Hey, Marcus, on the buttons,

191
00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:34,055
I want it to say, 'I love STEM.'

192
00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,389
Got it? Are you writing
this down?

193
00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,767
Everything I said
on the buttons. Thanks."

194
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,060
[chuckles]

195
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,354
I was worried
it wouldn't all fit,

196
00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:43,523
but I paid the guy double.

197
00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,025
[chuckles] Okay,
so no buttons.

198
00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,194
But hey, we got this.

199
00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,362
Oh!

200
00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,239
Yeah, sir, we got this.

201
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:52,657
[grunts]

202
00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,784
-Why did you do that?
-Because you did.

203
00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,077
-But I didn't mean to.
-Then why did you?

204
00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,203
I don't know.

205
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,332
[grunting]

206
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,835
D-- Don't-- Don't--
Don't press that.

207
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,629
We don't know
what any of those do.

208
00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,215
Yeah, but one of these buttons
must play his memories.

209
00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,675
Also, it's fun.

210
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,972
[grunts] What is happening
to me?

211
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,891
Want me to call a doctor?

212
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,519
I know two who just had
last-minute cancellations.

213
00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:24,230
[♪ upbeat music plays]

214
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,653
I can't believe we're inside
my dad's mind.

215
00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,363
I mean, should we take off
our shoes?

216
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,366
Man, just help me figure out
where he keeps his memories.

217
00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:36,534
-[buttons honking]
-I don't know.

218
00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:38,744
Billie, this is a big invasion
of my dad's privacy.

219
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,288
Well, look at it this way.

220
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,748
If your dad didn't misuse magic
when he was our age,

221
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,334
we deserve to be grounded.
But if he did...

222
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,211
Then we've been wronged!

223
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,921
That's right.

224
00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,382
And sometimes, the only way
to prove you're right

225
00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:53,384
is to do something wrong. Right?

226
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,845
I don't know
what scares me more,

227
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,555
getting caught
or agreeing with you.

228
00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,975
Sir, are you okay?

229
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,727
[Justin shouts]
Does it look like I'm okay?

230
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,396
It's like someone else
is in control of my body!

231
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:08,024
[gasping]

232
00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,111
Yeah, these buttons
don't do anything.

233
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,116
Maybe no one will notice
I'm acting weird.

234
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,369
Way ahead of you, sir.

235
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,539
I'll just tell them
they're upside down.

236
00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:28,544
[pants] I don't understand
why this is happening.

237
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,464
I was so ready for today.
I ironed. I put on deodorant.

238
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,799
I found out that the guy
that got my job after I was fired

239
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:34,884
got a huge promotion.

240
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,302
-I flossed, I--
-That's it.

241
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,512
You think it was the floss.

242
00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,725
Maybe you're thinking
about how you got fired.

243
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,310
I know I always do.

244
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,395
How many times
have you been fired?

245
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,897
-Oh, uh...
-Don't answer that.

246
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,067
Listen, I-- Whoa! [grunts]

247
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,402
Why is this happening?

248
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,529
[pants] I can't give
the presentation like this.

249
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,325
You're gonna have to because
the school board's here.

250
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,369
Don't worry,
I'll make it less weird.

251
00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:03,871
[panting]

252
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,167
Tell me again how
this is less weird?

253
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,465
Oh! Come on, Omar,

254
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,384
you can't fool Judge Judy
with a gavel

255
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,468
made of buttercream.

256
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,012
You're guilty of being
a terrible baker.

257
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,099
[chuckles] We could do better
than these bakers.

258
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,768
We should do better
than these bakers.

259
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,269
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

260
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,438
Oh, yeah.
We hop a red-eye to Paris,

261
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,899
we enroll in the world's
most prestigious baking academy,

262
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,901
then spend the next few years
cutting our teeth

263
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:35,653
on the pastry line at the Ritz.

264
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,781
Yeah, no, we weren't thinking
the same thing at all.

265
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,909
I was gonna say we should try
to make our own cake.

266
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,577
I like your idea better.

267
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,705
I can't go to Paris anyway.
I have to be home by four.

268
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,002
Members of the school board,
thank you for taking the time

269
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,546
to listen to my presentation.

270
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,090
[shouting] Your support
is the rocket that will launch...

271
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,552
[whispering] ...Greenwald Middle's
STEM program to the stars!

272
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,013
This looks like a volume knob,
but for what?

273
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,392
[chuckles]

274
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,102
[shouting] I don't know why...

275
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,020
[whispers]
...I'm yelling right now.

276
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,690
Marcus, can I speak to you
for a second?

277
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:13,858
I don't want these people
to think...

278
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,693
[loudly] ...I'm losing my mind!

279
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,822
I don't get it.
Nothing in here works.

280
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,323
Where are the memories?

281
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,242
[sighs] This is my dad
we're talking about.

282
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,452
He would never leave
his memories

283
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,328
just sitting somewhere
easy to find.

284
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,581
He would hide them away
in the deepest,

285
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:29,832
-darkest recesses of his...
-[door opens]

286
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:30,916
Found it!

287
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,465
Of course your dad
keeps his memories on DVD.

288
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,009
"A Magic Moment."

289
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,218
That's gotta be it.

290
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,438
Oh, no.

291
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,316
Turn it off.
Turn it off!

292
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,359
My eyes!

293
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,573
[timer dings]

294
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,325
[gasps]
If we did this just right,

295
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,660
and I think we did,
our cake is gonna look like

296
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,079
-a laptop fresh out of the oven.
-Ooh!

297
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,458
Oh! [coughs]

298
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,797
-Ooh.
-[coughs]

299
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,049
On the bright side,
that is what a laptop

300
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,675
would look like fresh out
of the oven.

301
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,887
[scoffs] It's so much easier
when I'm sitting on my couch

302
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,430
judging the people on TV.

303
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,767
We're not giving up.
We need to go big or go home.

304
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:30,851
I am home.

305
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,394
Then there's only one option.

306
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:40,152
[♪ electronic music playing
over video]

307
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,620
Wow. That... was...
embarrassing.

308
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,706
Well, at least
he wasn't kissing it.

309
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,252
Man, we've watched a ton
of these

310
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,336
and still haven't found one

311
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,255
of your dad
using magic irresponsibly.

312
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,048
Maybe he told us the truth.

313
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,426
No way. We are staying here
until we prove him wrong.

314
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,681
[device beeps]

315
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,309
-Tomunan Kinesis.
-[energy humming]

316
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,644
[exhales heavily]

317
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,731
[umpire] Strike three!
You're out!

318
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,525
[audience cheering over video]

319
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,444
I knew it. I knew Justin
misused magic

320
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,864
when he was our age.
We're about to be ungrounded.

321
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:25,948
Let's get out of here.

322
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,033
What? No, we can't leave.

323
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,702
My dad said he never
misused magic,

324
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,872
and he obviously did.
What else isn't he telling me?

325
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,916
"Unicorn Incident,
Do Not Watch."

326
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,710
Oh, well, we are definitely
watching that.

327
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,920
How bad does a memory
have to be

328
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,547
to tell yourself
not to watch it?

329
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,382
Clearly,
you have never walked in

330
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,675
on your grandma in the shower.

331
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:49,513
[♪ upbeat music plays, fades]

332
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,433
Marcus, is there any chance
this is all in my head

333
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,893
and my presentation
is going great?

334
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,228
[sighs] After my job interview,

335
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,064
I promised myself I wouldn't
lie to you... anymore.

336
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,275
You lied in your interview?

337
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,985
Well, I didn't,
but my resume did.

338
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,155
[sighs] This is the unicorn incident
all over again.

339
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,741
-The what?
-Uh, uh... [hesitates]

340
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,327
It's just a nickname for
a really bad day that I had.

341
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,120
You've had one worse than this?

342
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,123
[sighs] Maybe hearing
that Alistair made the tribunal

343
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,374
bothered me more than I thought.

344
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,210
I know what to do.
Do you trust me?

345
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,171
After the resume thing,
not really.

346
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,507
I guarantee this exercise
will clear your mind.

347
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,260
All you have to do
is turn around and fall.

348
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,762
I will catch you.

349
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:35,851
[thud]

350
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,645
Ow! [groans]

351
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,563
You said you were
gonna catch me! [groans]

352
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,649
Now all I can think about
is how much my butt hurts.

353
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,152
All I can think about is
how much my butt hurts!

354
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,030
Then my job here is done.

355
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,283
No, no, no, wait! We still have
a ton of work to do! Come on!

356
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:52,534
[groans]

357
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,290
I finished
all the graduation prep,

358
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,500
Headmaster Russo.

359
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,963
[device beeps]

360
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:05,589
Who's that guy?

361
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:06,715
That's Alistair Goodspeed.

362
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,592
He's the headmaster of WizTech.

363
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,679
Yeah, he took over
after your dad got fired.

364
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,140
I know I went a little big
this year, but the students,

365
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,642
they've been working so hard.

366
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,519
I want this to be
a graduation ceremony

367
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,687
that they'll never forget.

368
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,314
It certainly will be memorable.

369
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,066
After you see
what I have planned.

370
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,567
-What's that?
-I didn't say anything.

371
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,988
[fireworks whistling, crackling]

372
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,489
[crowd cheering]

373
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,993
Why are the fireworks starting?

374
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,036
Someone must have
set them off early.

375
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,372
[marching band playing]

376
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,290
Oh no, the marching band.
They think that's their cue.

377
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,417
They're going to spook
the...

378
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,043
-[unicorns neighing]
-...unicorns!

379
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,753
They're stampeding right
towards the students!

380
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,171
-[students screaming]
-I have to protect them.

381
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,464
Hand me my wand.

382
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,841
I'll cast a protection spell.

383
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,050
[static crackles]

384
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,511
You've got this,
Headmaster Russo.

385
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,597
Projectus, protectus.

386
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,765
[wand sputters]

387
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,601
What happened?
Projectus, protectus.

388
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,186
It's not working.

389
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,312
Allow me.

390
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,150
Projectus, protectus.

391
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,360
-[unicorns neighing]
-[sighs]

392
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,779
I don't understand
what happened.

393
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,364
How could I mess up so badly?

394
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,074
It was an honest mistake.

395
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,452
They can't fire you
for an honest mistake.

396
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,205
I can't believe they fired you
for an honest mistake.

397
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,501
I can. The unicorns trampled
the band.

398
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,754
The drummer almost lost an eye,

399
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,548
and he's a cyclops, so,
you know, he's only got the one.

400
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,844
It was my duty to keep
those students safe,

401
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,554
and I failed.
If you hadn't have stepped in

402
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,638
and saved the day,

403
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,931
I don't know what
would have happened.

404
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,184
I just feel bad taking your job.

405
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,562
Don't. If there has to be
a new headmaster,

406
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,355
I'm happy it's you, Alistair.

407
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,232
Should have happened years ago.

408
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,525
-What's that?
-I didn't say anything.

409
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,110
Really sounds like
you're saying something.

410
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,408
That was brutal.

411
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,953
Man, your dad would
never mess up a spell like that.

412
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,455
Something's not right.

413
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,292
Hand me my wand.
I'll cast a protection spell.

414
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,418
[static crackles]

415
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,669
There. See?

416
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,713
Alistair's by the table,
and then all of a sudden

417
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,173
he's next to Justin?

418
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,758
It's like there's
a piece missing.

419
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,677
[sighs] Conceal-o, reveal-o!

420
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,556
Hand me my wand.
I'll cast a protection spell.

421
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,519
-[♪ tense music playing]
-Alistair, are you hexing my wand?

422
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,271
Really wish
you hadn't seen that.

423
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,066
Now I have to make sure
you never remember it.

424
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,652
Cerebellum Erasus!

425
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,404
[♪ ominous music playing]

426
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,032
You've got this,
Headmaster Russo.

427
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,158
[device beeps]

428
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,993
That's why Justin's spell
didn't work.

429
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,411
His wand was hexed.

430
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,830
He was framed.

431
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,586
Really wish
you hadn't seen that.

432
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,214
[♪ suspenseful music plays]

433
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,551
[Billie] Headmaster Goodspeed?

434
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,636
What are you doing
in Justin's mind?

435
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,972
What are you doing
in Justin's mind?

436
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,765
We asked you first.

437
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,186
When you restored that memory,
you triggered an alert.

438
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,273
I'm here to make sure Justin
never learns the truth.

439
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,732
Why'd you frame my dad?

440
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,235
I should have been headmaster,
not him.

441
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,570
He wasn't the family wizard.

442
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,530
He wasn't even supposed
to have powers.

443
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,992
I just exposed him
for the fraud he was.

444
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,119
He's not a fraud.

445
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,706
-Well, he did lie.
-Not now, Billie!

446
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,585
I'm not letting you
get away with this.

447
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,212
What are you gonna do about it?

448
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,800
Billie is not letting you
get away with this.

449
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,512
Without your continued funding,
students will miss out

450
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,056
on cutting-edge
science experiments like this.

451
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,601
Marcus, hand me
the trilithium phosphate

452
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,060
and the selenium carbonate

453
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,021
[chuckles]

454
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,647
[whispers]
The red one and the blue one.

455
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,068
I'm going to rebury
that memory.

456
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,237
Justin will never know
the truth.

457
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,324
But first, I'm going
to destroy you.

458
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,826
Everyone can hear you.

459
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,413
Now, the dictionary isn't
the only place

460
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,540
that safety comes
before science.

461
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,876
[both laugh]

462
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,340
Which is why I'm gonna mix
these chemicals very slowly,

463
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,508
very carefully. Okay?

464
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,136
-[♪ tense music playing]
-[wand humming]

465
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,430
Hey, cover me!

466
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,140
-With what?
-Uh-- Be creative!

467
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,433
[grumbles]

468
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,353
[magic zapping]

469
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,021
Take that! [grunts]

470
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,814
Ow! Ow, that really hurts!

471
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,486
Uh, Billie?
What are you waiting for?

472
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:38,987
Aah!

473
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,660
Sir, I love a dramatic pause,
but you're losing them.

474
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,289
I'm done playing games.

475
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,376
Roman, open a case.

476
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,921
I really hope this works
on more than just baseballs.

477
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,756
Tomunan Kinesis!

478
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,675
[screams]

479
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,844
Did you get him?

480
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,471
Yeah, I think I got him.

481
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,725
Here, I'll send this to Alex.
She'll know what to do with it.

482
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,143
Uh, what's gonna happen now?

483
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,979
Is my dad just gonna
remember everything?

484
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,480
[gasps]

485
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,815
I was framed!

486
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,233
[beakers shatter]

487
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,359
[chemicals bubbling]

488
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,568
Uh-oh.

489
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,406
[♪ upbeat music plays, fades]

490
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:26,285
See? I told you we could do it.
The key was never giving up.

491
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,121
Even after the fire department
asked us to. Twice.

492
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,415
And now's the final test.

493
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,293
Put it somewhere and see
if anybody notices it's cake.

494
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,586
I'll go get the Bianchis' cart
so we can put it in place.

495
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,130
The Bianchis are out of town.

496
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,298
I'll use my key.

497
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,385
-[Justin sighs]
-How'd it go?

498
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,220
Ah, I'm guessing not well.

499
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,473
-Actually, it was incredible.
-Really?

500
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:51,101
Yeah. I'm not sure if it was
the fall or the explosion,

501
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,561
but the most amazing thing
happened.

502
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,563
Wha-- You were in an explosion?

503
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,273
That's why the school board
decided

504
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,482
to keep the STEM program.

505
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,818
They said that I was proof
that more science education

506
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,403
was needed in schools.

507
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,406
Well, I'm just glad you're okay.

508
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:05,907
[scoffs] I'm better than okay.

509
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,200
You remember
the unicorn incident?

510
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:10,370
Yeah, the reason you got
fir-- let go from WizTech.

511
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,956
That's the one.

512
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,417
Out of nowhere,
I remembered something!

513
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,919
It wasn't my fault.
Alistair Goodspeed framed me.

514
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,714
[gasps] Honey, you're kidding.
This is huge.

515
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:23,800
Yeah. I spent the last 15 years
thinking I messed up.

516
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,553
That when people needed me,
I let them down.

517
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,056
[scoffs] I gave up being
a wizard because of it.

518
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,100
And now, now it's like
this huge weight

519
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,186
has just been lifted off
of my shoulders. [sighs]

520
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,229
So you never should
have been fired from WizTech.

521
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,939
-Yeah, exactly!
-[sighs]

522
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,778
But if you hadn't been fired,
we never would have met.

523
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,573
Yeah. Exactly.

524
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,367
We wouldn't have
this amazing life

525
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,701
with Roman, Milo, and Billie.

526
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:50,786
[chuckles]

527
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,956
-Want to hear something crazy?
-Hmm?

528
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:58,585
I think getting fired
from WizTech

529
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,754
was the best thing
that ever happened to me.

530
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,049
Well, I know it was
the best thing

531
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,259
to ever happen to me.
[chuckles]

532
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,387
I love you,

533
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,555
but can we save the hug
for after you've showered?

534
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:12,891
It's a good call.

535
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,144
I have to warn Alex
about Alistair.

536
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,188
He shouldn't be anywhere
near that tribunal.

537
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:20,982
[sighs] Okay.

538
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,818
We just have to get
back upstairs before anybody...

539
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,986
-What are you two doing out of your room?
-...catches us.

540
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,240
You're supposed to be grounded.

541
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:29,866
Yeah. [inhales deeply]

542
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,827
-About that...
-Uh, sorry, Justin.

543
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,203
We're headed back upstairs.

544
00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:35,539
-Why are we headed back upstairs?
-I'll tell you upstairs.

545
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,042
[sighs]

546
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,919
Why didn't you tell him
about the baseball game?

547
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,838
That was the whole reason
we went into his head.

548
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,965
Well, just because
he misused magic

549
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,341
doesn't mean it's okay
that we did.

550
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,469
Besides, we unlocked
that memory.

551
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,430
Now he knows
the biggest mistake of his life

552
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,807
wasn't his fault.
Let him have this.

553
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,477
So, are you telling me
you're done misusing magic?

554
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:58,562
No.

555
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,063
I'm just done getting caught.

556
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:04,067
[♪ upbeat music plays, fades]

557
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,195
Winter told me she
and Giada made a cake.

558
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,489
If I were that cake,
where would I be?

559
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,287
[gasps] There it is.

560
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,621
[chuckles]

561
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,499
Yeah, I know you're fruit salad,
but I'mma pretend you're cake.

562
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,252
[sighs]

563
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,088
[squelching]

564
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,256
[yelps]

565
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,883
Huh, found the cake.

566
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,594
[♪ upbeat music playing]


